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[–] xtools@programming.dev 198 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

how does he aim with such a tiny arm

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago
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[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 156 points 2 months ago (5 children)

The only enhancement he used (but everyone else on the pool was using it too) was a swimming suit so efficient, that it got eventually banned by the IOC for being deemed an unfair advantage. Also, most of the "enhanced" competitors were just returning from retirement, there's only so much you can compensate with steroids.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 93 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Oh, and furthermore: jacking up a la Broly is actually a terrible idea for swimming specifically, because the extra bulging muscle is actually inefficient for hydrodynamic drag.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But aren't we talking about so little time that a little boost of energy could help you win?

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 38 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, generally, but at a certain point, the amount of energy gained from sheer muscle is unfortunately negated by the amount of drag from the muscle's additional volume. That's why most swimmers are relatively lean, with good core muscles.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm talking more of a speed type substance, not muscle gain.

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Its ok to just write meth you know

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 7 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I'm not sure if they allow actually illegal substances in the Enhanced Games, though

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[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, an energy boosting substance should be more apt for quick sprints. Again, as I mentioned above, most of the "enhanced" athletes are coming back from retirement - giving 120% from a degraded muscle can (and here, did) give less of a payback than giving 100% from a muscle in its prime.

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[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I read an article a little while ago about one of the swimmers who was training for these games and it talked about exactly this, how the changes to his body shape and composition were bigger drawbacks than the added strength from the enhancements.

If this event ends up going for a while and has enough interest I would expect people to figure out an optimal way to dope to find the balance.

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[–] Longmactoppedup@aussie.zone 10 points 2 months ago

Can confirm, gym / lifting lifestyle makes you in to a shape better suited as a boat anchor than a torpedo. Also probably about as buoyant.

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah.... I think probably the only real ped that would be useful would be something like blood doping in between races for better recovery?

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 91 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I first read it as "enchanted" and for a fleeting moment I was in a world of magical swimmers until I read further and realised what it actually was. It was just like when I first came across "fantasy football" and thought it was about orcs and wizards playing American football.

We need a Blood Bowl of swimming.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago (6 children)
[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking of magic speed boosts and magical hindrance to your opponents in a swim race but if there's a board game version of water polo you can clock people in the head and cast magic I'll take that too lol

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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I want to live in the world as you imagine it.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I dunno man, blood bowl is insanely brutal

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a blood bath.

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[–] Drun@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Let’s not forget the fact that ones who actually used drugs will be banned from any other competitions for many months or even years.

So, these other athletes are likely not in the “top tier”. It would be good to hear opinion from someone experienced to tell if it’s true.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's mostly true. The biggest name from what I've looked into is Ben Proud. He won silver at the 2024 Paris Olympics in the 50m freestyle. But you are largely correct it is majority no names.

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[–] Nautalax@lemmy.world 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Let’s be real, the regular Olympics are already doped. Their entire careers are on the line with the pride (and eyes) of the nation bearing down on them and demanding results… and we think they and their teams aren’t taking every edge they think they can possibly get away with? All the time famous athletes of yesteryear are being revealed to have been up to shenanigans when science catches up to retest their samples more effectively or some investigation gets a co-conspirator to spill the beans.

There’s microdosing below what tests can detect, novel designer drugs that can’t yet be detected, therapeutic use exemptions for drugs that would normally be banned, setting up situations to evade tests unless you are prepared to take them, tampering with the sample, good old fashioned corruption… probably tons of things that would never occur to me but that would to highly motivated teams with vast amounts of money on the line.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 16 points 2 months ago (5 children)

You just demonstrated why Hunter won.

Your comment indicates its all drugsdrugs drugs. Nope. It's years of training and dedication, sacrifice and absolute laser guided focus.

You cant dope your way to a skillset and discipline you don't have.

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[–] ZeroGravitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

At that level, first there's a shit load of work and deprivation and raw talent honed in countless hours of training, sometimes through injuries and pain. You make it sound like it's all about the drugs and the cheating, I say there's titanic amounts of work to be done just to get to be able to cheat. To keep to your edge metaphor: step 1 to 99 are forging the sword.

I remember someone suggesting that for all Olympic disciplines we should first select a member of the public and let them attempt it. 100m dash. High jump. Walking across the narrow beam. Doing one pull up on the parallel bars. I bet we would appreciate those athletes more afterwards.

I'm not condoning cheating, to be sure, and I've been around for long enough to see this arms race unfold, in cyclism and tennis especially. Athletes are human, and the desire to win sometimes surpasses common sense. But even for a total lying cheater like Lance Armstrong I can still appreciate the sheer amount of work he put in to get lto the start of the race. If you dope an average Joe the same way, all they will accomplish is maybe walk faster.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 7 points 2 months ago

I remember someone suggesting that for all Olympic disciplines we should first select a member of the public and let them attempt it. 100m dash. High jump. Walking across the narrow beam. Doing one pull up on the parallel bars. I bet we would appreciate those athletes more afterwards.

I want to see an Olympics where they just pick people by lottery and grab a bunch of random average 30-50 year olds, have them compete with no training (okay give them like a few hours of training so they can actually give it a real try and don't hurt themselves), then again after 3, 6 and 12 months of training. I feel like that could singlehandedly make a massive difference in public health given the modern sedentary lifestyle by showing people exactly what is possible for an average person who just got off the couch to do

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Swimming is very, very technique based.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Drugs can't compensate for skill and technique.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 67 points 2 months ago (3 children)

...this isn't a weird green text meme?

Holy fuck, the Enhanced Games are real? And looking into it, it's backed by Donald Trump Jr and Peter Thiel.

Holy fuck actual dystopian future

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Iv always wanted to watch something like this, but yea knowing who back it, fuck it. Kinda curious how some of the other sports worked out in relation to the non doping counterparts.

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[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Those fucking ghouls would have The Running Man going on if we let them.

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And no erratic emotions with an underperforming penis.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago

Hey, some of us have that without using drugs

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The athletes that openly take drugs to compete in these games will be banned from all other contests, so anyone who is already competitive isn't going to take part.

A top-tier athlete without PEDs is gonna outperform lesser athletes who use them.

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[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait, that's a real thing??!!

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aren't we living in the greatest timeline?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I want to watch PCP boxing

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He was just doped up on exercise and high on life. Gonna need an asterisk next to that win.

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 15 points 2 months ago

And his name is literally Armstrong. Nominative determinism smh.

[–] ZpbkPEcaHhIveqdR@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I don't know athletes names, and please don't think I am trying to criticise him, but If he is competing in the enhanced games then there would be presumably no testing for enhancing drugs, so we only really have his word that he doesn't use enhancing drugs which may not be the same as actually not using enhancing drugs

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They still test because the whole framework relies on verified categories, but I'll admit the optics are hilarious.

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[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

So did he get disqualified for not using drugs? Would be ironic.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What did he sing? Was it that song from Moana?

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[–] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Damn transitional people, winning all the medals with their unfair advantages

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[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What in the Andrew Ryan is the fucken "enhanced games"?!

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The newest "circus" that American Billionaires are using to distract the masses.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 8 points 2 months ago

Nah, it is more to identify the drugs that work and to sell them in a drug store linked to the games.

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