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[–] sus@programming.dev 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

vpn is basic internet hygiene

according to vpn companies

[–] sus@programming.dev 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

powershell has that too

[–] sus@programming.dev 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

stoning is a particular method of public execution, so most rock-related deaths don't count

[–] sus@programming.dev 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

fact checked by real enlightened atheists: ❌FALSE❌

[–] sus@programming.dev 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

no it's real with references to the C++ standard (I think). they also have a big m4 macro(?) for generating the flowchart

[–] sus@programming.dev 45 points 9 months ago (3 children)

15 years is just about enough to understand how initializing a variable works in C++: https://randomcat.org/cpp-initialization/initialization.png

[–] sus@programming.dev 8 points 9 months ago

Netscape tried that, turns out it was a bad idea

[–] sus@programming.dev 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

get a motorized height adjustable standing desk, an egg timer and a slow treadmill, set the timer to 16 minutes and 43 seconds, every time the timer runs out, rotate between standing position, sitting position and walking position while resetting the timer.

When you're ready to level up, upgrade from just an office chair for the sitting positon to a mixture of office chair, saddle chair, prayer mat and stout 19th century four-legged wooden stool certified handmade in the russian far east. Rotation as follows:

standing -> office chair -> treadmill -> saddle chair -> standing -> prayer mat -> treadmill -> flat stool -> repeat.

When you're ready for the endgame, upgrade from an egg timer to a stochastic bell timer powered by a brass cyclograph. This eliminates any possible linear relationship with your BRAC cycle, ensuring a well-rounded dynamic stress regimen.

[–] sus@programming.dev 18 points 9 months ago

they said optimize CPU usage, not reduce CPU usage. clearly they actually want to increase CPU utilization in this mysterious "0.02%" situation in order to get the results faster

[–] sus@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe not in single player, but if you try putting more than a few dozen players on one vanilla server, the performance is going down the drain

[–] sus@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Unlike buffalo, there is no law saying you can't have an infinite hierarchy of higher-order FactoryFactories producing lower-order FactoryFactories

[–] sus@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's even more direct than that, the statement itself is absolute so logically it's equivalent to saying "I am a sith"

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