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[–] Xuderis@lemmy.world 51 points 10 months ago (3 children)

This plus the perfect monitor rotation (22°) makes for peak efficiency.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

lol

Spoiler

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

nice password you fave there. looks secure 👌

keep it safe

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Crap. I wish people wouldn't put my password on their monitors after I ask them to stop.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Amature, I have 2 ultra wides at 45 degrees each, creating a V shape

[–] Xuderis@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

45° being suboptimal is actually covered in the article!

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

It cancels out once you have 2 at opposite ends

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

22° assumes a specific aspect ratio. Assuming this monitor has an aspect of 9:32, the angle would be much smaller. Though I'm not sure how to calculate it lol. It looks like it's probably closer to 15°

[–] graograman@feddit.org 12 points 10 months ago

Good old InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState

[–] PlantPowerPhysicist@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

BuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloBuffaloFactoryFactorFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactoryFactory

[–] sus@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Unlike buffalo, there is no law saying you can't have an infinite hierarchy of higher-order FactoryFactories producing lower-order FactoryFactories

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And it s hows... Excel. 🤦

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Good point. I hope it rotates to vertical orientation!

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

That would be one hell of a telescopic stand

[–] expr@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Think about how many columns you can fit!

[–] Arigion@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I really would like such a wide monitor with double the height. I need a view a lot of documents next to each other. It's annoying to scroll down all the time.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

thats onaa them tv's

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

TVs aren't made to be viewed closely, like a monitor is. This will result in a blurry image.

[–] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

fair enough

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago

It's good for VBA too

[–] nixfreak@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

Now that’s funny

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 1 points 10 months ago

And you open Excel...