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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

2000 ~~Mules!!~~ Fools!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

They had turntables and tableturns!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

There's a historical precedent that Poland be invaded first, 'officially'.
Because if history has taught us anything, if we keep believing history won't repeat itself, it does.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'll mark that on my colander because my mind's a sieve.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I's the bi that builds the boats...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Did you check the microwave?
Just sayin'....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"The master bedroom certainly had some spunk to it!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had the shakes, deetees, drools and bends for a while.
This is the only instance I'm not banned on.
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/s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Next Secretary of Commerce.

[–] [email protected] 165 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Man without suit meets suit without man.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Sounds enematic.

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