shnizmuffin

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My two solutions:

  1. Eat the carrot. Take the duck and potato across.
  2. It's a row boat. Take the carrot and potato, supervise the duck as it swims behind you.

I'm not doing three river crossings, you can't make me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

This shit is unhinged, I want it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Like a Red Bull McNugget of a driver.

YUKI "MCNUGGET" TSUNODA!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

The cuts include ... 300 at CMS ... The reorganization will not impact Medicare or Medicaid.

LOL PRESS B TO DOUBT.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Your dad's a cunt.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think people would react poorly if server donations went to personal expenses before server expenses.

The distinction is an illusion. If a person can't afford to live, and a part of their life is running a server, who gives a fuck which dollar goes where?

(Other than all the dipshits who offer 0 and demand anything more than nothing.)

[–] [email protected] 97 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Rent comes before server. An outage is a wonderful motivator, turn that shit off.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Heard money.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

In the other direction: we thicken the chili with instant mashed potatoes, melt sharp cheddar on top, scoop with corn chips, and dollop sour cream.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Is this a foxconn assembly plant / dormatory?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What a throwback! It's amazing that we can now simply download more ram.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Whoa, shit. That's awesome of you and also remember: most people are idiots and the dumbest ones are loudest.

 

Imagine a hockey puck sized Roomba that docks at the top of the bowl, off to one side, that slides to the bottom after every flush and then scrubs it's way back up to the dock.

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