It’s wild how conservatives have been led to believe that people shouldn’t make a livable wage doing whatever job needs to be done.
Not just conservatives. My stepdad is far from being one, but he lives in a fantasy reality where "no one in the 80s made a living or supported a family working fast food or running a register." (I paraphrased a tiny bit, but this is a near-direct quote from him.)
Marvin the Martian as Sauron.
"Earth shattering kaboom" feels rather apt here.
Step 0: Invent the universe
Chewbacca is Bigfoot
There was an out-of-continuity comic where Han Solo crashed the Falcon on Earth; Chewbacca survives and becomes the basis for the Bigfoot legend.
Sounds like they’re trying to put out a titanium fire using only a bucket of water.
I have a new phrase to use in the future.
They're from Idaho.
Bonus points: the guy is from Illinois.
When I read the shelter in place order from my governor, its definition of "essential businesses" was so broad it would have been shorter to list businesses not covered.
Oh, crab.
Evolution-Os: Oops All Crab!
Time to see if there are any notable dead people near me and start a tradition.
They don't have to be famous now, in doing this you could make any grave famous.
de-lived
I prefer "inhumed".
"Mom I want an Yggdrasil"
"We have Yggdrasil at home"