potoo22

joined 2 years ago
[–] potoo22@programming.dev 4 points 5 months ago

I forget to note what food I have and need before grocery shopping and end up having double of some things and none of some others.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 6 points 5 months ago

And don't get me started on heart burn

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 14 points 5 months ago

Typically, the reverse way you got up. Otherwise, I'd look for something tall to fall/transfer to. Then firefighter slide down the stilt if you're still too high and there's no other way down.

Or you can skip finding something tall and just Firefighter slide down off a stilt if you wanna look cool.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago

"If it's good enough for penguins, it's good enough for me. 😎"

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 16 points 5 months ago

I'd put the slime as "probably". Their shells can get coated in slime, but not always and they don't generate it.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 61 points 5 months ago (4 children)

Only two legs and too many houses. Slimy, yes.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 17 points 5 months ago

It doesn't have slime to be yes on the slime axis.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That's why you marry someone who cooks lots of potatoes

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Reminds me of a chapter from Dr. Anarchy's Rules for World Domination.

Self-contained chapter spoilers(This is from memory.) Dr. Anarchy takes a boat to the middle of the ocean with three AIs to test on a laptop. The first one just says life is pain and deletes itself. The second one keeps on repeating "YOU ARE GOD" and does nothing else. The last one acts like a normal AI, but has subtle signs of overthrowing humankind. He deletes it, but it backed up itself on the computer. He throws the computer in the ocean and asks he phone to take notes about the AI. His phone responds. He phone isn't supposed to respond. He throws his phone into the ocean.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 29 points 5 months ago

Protesting is fine and all, but if one person out of 3,000 coughs too violently, it's time to declare a riot and bring out the tear gas.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

You wouldn't own a car you purchased

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 34 points 5 months ago (6 children)

(Not OP) Dabble in everything and create dozens of unfinished projects, which fits well into most corporate software strategies.

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