Would it be wrong to have the turtle in that spot? And replace where turtle is now with tortoise. More importantly there's another missing spot, no slime, no legs, and 1 house. What goes there?
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Clam? Maybe if we are generous with the "no slime" definition.
Clams have a "foot" that they use to move around with sometimes.
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Turtle isn't slimy
I'd put the slime as "probably". Their shells can get coated in slime, but not always and they don't generate it.
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I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!
they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body
I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):
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A couple who make real-estate influencer videos?
That graph is also missing a data point at [Slime, Legs, House] = [No, 0, 1].
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C R A B
Hermit crab should work? It feels more 'house' than a regular exoskeleton
It doesn't have slime to be yes on the slime axis.
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Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house...
Is it the average landlord?
Surinam Frog. 4 legs, slimy, and it incubates its eggs in the skin of the female's back for 4-6 months.
If we consider parasites as inhabitants, there are a lot of slimy house quadrupeds.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautilus with a lot of legs/limbs removed.
I guessing there might have been a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nautiloid, now extinct that had "only" 4 legs.
It's Longhorn Cowfish.
The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.
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1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.
Two married lawyers with a horse costume.
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A well lubeicated turtle
What about no legs, no slime, and a house?
I don't know, some turtles could be quite slimy. At the corner where it says turtle it should probably say tortoise, and at the "what goes here" corner you can put something like a softshell turtle.
Yeah turtle goes in that corner and them armadillo or something for 4 legs, house, no slime.
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Octopus, they typically go into objects and close them tightly like a shell, and no doubt about legs and slime.
Too many legs
They have zero, actually. No arms, either. They’re molluscs like clams and snails and the tentacles are actually a single modified apendage we call their foot. So, by that, they’ve actually got not enough legs and eight “toes”.
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I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?
Great… now I have to go fill them all in….
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Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?
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A middle class couple with a food fetish?
I don't wanna meet anything that is slimy and has four legs. That is pretty much how games like half-life start.
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As a turtle fan it's always cool when you can look at a diagram and suddenly spot a turtle on it! 🐢
It's like looking at the H-R diagram and going "ooo, Discworld would be right about there, possibly"
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there's a hidden dot which has 1 House No Slime No Legs
It could be sea coral
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Someone who went home without cleaning themself off after getting slimed by Nickelodeon
e: guess it would have to be 2 people for there to be 4 legs
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