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Is it bad if I thought of Professor X before Picard?

... I have to apologize to my girlfriend.

We will still give you forms in our made up language. It's hilarious.

Never knew ancient squids used roads.

Clearly the 17 year old posted this, thinking of all the ways he could be screwed over if he ever dared to talk to a woman.

Imagine interacting with strangers beyond "did the bus I need already stop here?".

Signed, the Netherlands.

This is why I keep my intelligence low.

When did trees start making memes? Did some root network grab onto an internet line?

Honestly really cool. Somebody should make a game out of samurai in Egypt.

PVV stemt ook gewoon altijd mee met VVD de laatste jaren dus dit gaat niks veranderen. Dit is een "het ging wel lekker maar met te veel buitenlanders" stem.

Ik stem al sinds m'n 18e links en blijf het doen tot de rest van Nederland een keer ziet dat rechts beleid (wat we sinds 2010 al hebben!) ruk is.

In my mind the staff made sure to go "wow mr. Missionary thanks for telling us about Jesus!" after a day because they were tired of his shit.

What am I gonna do with 1 GB? I just close the door on my WiFi point with one open socket to create a high WiFi pressure zone. If you close your windows it lasts like a day.