"Gentleman! Let's retire to the billiard room for cigars and brandy after we thank everyone for their attention in this matter."
maxthemummer
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The Supreme Court, I'm sure, will come through for Trump at the eleventh hour. The drama WILL continue.
Mike Meyers must be soo hurting for work I guess.
What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?
What kind "man" does it take to be so far up Trump's ass?
Repeat after me. "I" state your name.
"I state your name."
Three dicks are a bridge too far, I'm afraid.
Get Mike Tyson to ask His Orangeness some hardball questions and see his "tough guy" act dissolve.
I was there and when I saw Trump being carried out by those two burly firemen, my heart swelled that this great man had been saved, and I said to him, with tears in my eyes, "Sir..." (even THEN he commanded respect) "Sir, thank God you're alright." Then I touched the hem of his garment, he nodded, said "Bless you", and I'll never forget it.
If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he's elected! It's a win win!
Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.
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The power he has over people is criminal.