"I scraped off the sores"
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Her glass eye was sitting on the table
Women bad! So they are in pain once ever 3-4 weeks.
I was gonna finish it, I swear, but then I saw the Austrian guy carrying a pineapple.
Look, Hans, no ma.
A baby with a cheese grater.
Mooooo!
Oh, I still can't say it, it's awful.
Convenience over quality.
Knife
I'm sorry, but you'll have to get in line for that, too.
"What, Greg?"
60 hertz
The Aristocrats!
Yup. This is the one.
"The dolphin"
BTW this is a from a really bad joke in spanish.
If they're forced on you as a child, you probably won't like them as an adult.
I feel like I need to qualify that I understand this is where I write the punchline to a joke, and that I am not accientally typing this into a search engine.
spoiler
Sexy kids
DIE, HERETIC!
I like that joke!
Northern or southern baptist?
Parkinsons
Cancer!
Eric Clapton wouldn’t let his bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Just the two of us.
And thats why cornflakes are better than cheerios.
- overheard in the playground around 30 years ago and remains unexplained to this day. The kid would not repeat the joke for me. It remains the object of largest difference between importance and intrigue in my head.
One baby nailed to ten trees.
Rectum
And the penguin says, "Nah, that's just ice cream."
Because they have big fingers too.
He sh*t in my pants too!
What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?
Nah, that’s just ice cream.
What, did you blow a seal?
I'm glad someone got it. Also, I always wondered what a penguin car looks like.
Orange you glad
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