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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I hope he's alright. Probably lost his job and everything. It's big trouble if someone is suddenly gone. This guilty until proven innocent stuff is a huge mess.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Ich seh nur Sternchen. Keine Ahnung, was Du geschrieben hast 😁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

they think they're smarter than the failed ones.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Isn't it legal to have a gun in LA? So why did the police (who searched for someone else) demanded she drop it?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 hours ago

I think you only get this if you agreed to its terms and registered. Not sure, because I never got these and can't agree with the terms.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Du willst doch nur meine Daten sammeln, um mein Passwort besser erraten zu können! /s

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Is that finally a plant I could place in that awkward empty corner that never gets direct sunlight?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Pipes and cigars are also addictive and cause cancer and other health problems.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Totally cool and not nepotism 😄

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Clonezilla is more like an app that comes with an OS on a liveCD for convenience, as it's troublesome to use the very OS you're cloning.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Gonna polish those sattellites up 😄

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Du lachst, aber so funktionieren moderne lenkbare und notabschaltbare Torpedos: Die Kommunikation durch den Draht ist weniger störanfällig. Gibt's auch mit Glasfaser.

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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I dreamt I temporarily lived by choice in a shed in warm country. The floor was dusty dry earth. I was trying to lay low. I open the double shed door. Someone put a bike against one, which I liked, because it makes it less suspicious, so I use only one door side to get out. It's a small path next to a sugar cane field in the afternoon. I have the feeling I forgot something. Like a ninja I run up walls to get on roofs jump from roof to roof and drop into an alley. I'm on a personal mission. Something is wrong. I feel manipulated. This mission should help find out more. I find a shady guy in that alley and question him. His intel is good and leads me to a shop full of rare colorful liquids. Before I can question the shopkeep, a well known guy shows up. It turns out, in this dream I'm a legendary professional assassin. One of the four best in the region and the other guy is too. We have worked together occasionally, but there is a bit of a rivalry going on. We're talking like "I should've known you're in this too." Both trying to find out more without actually saying anything. A little bell by the door rings as it opens. A young woman with a sombrero size grey fedora enters. She's also one of the legendary four best assassins, but her noisy entrance meant, she was trying to blend in as a regular harmless person. As she sees us, she says "You! I should've known it's you! You did this to me!" Confused we reply "What?" "You erased my memory!" I reply "Oh! That's why nothing makes sense." The other guy says "Mine has been erased too." The shopkeep heard the bell and yells and enters through a door. He remembers us. We question him. His intel leads to an oriental cloister on a nearby hill. We legendary assassins go together. It's a short trip with nice views. Few busy monks in white and yellow togas work surrounding and inside the cloister. We make it to a white painted hall with a few pillars and five imporrant monks sitting cross legged on linen pillows. We ask them about our missing memory. Turns out we asked the monks to erase one day of our memory ourselves. They say something real bad happened to us and they could revert it, but advise against it, seeing how well we are doing. We all decide that we trust our past selves, thank the monks and leave happily. The last thought I had before waking up was "wait... what about the fourth legendary assassin?"

 

I was going through a school like corridor on my way to an aniversery company meeting in a room like a big classroom. Colleagues I didn't look at walked woth me. The meeting was soon to start and they were talking about it excitedly. As I was in the door of the meeting room, I noticed a line of youths, mostly girls waiting at another door of the room that led to a bathroom. They needed to pee urgently and acted as such. Suddenly I felt I should go to the bathroom as well, but not this one. The queue was too long. I turned around to go to another bathroom. Behind me colleagues remindet me to hurry as the meeting was about to start. I sped down a set of conrete stairs in a well lit area. It led to the center of a big busy train station. I looked up at some signs giving directions. None of them said WC, but one showed something I knew led to a WC. I turned left to go there. A girl rushing by in a coat dropped a white plastic bag. I picked it up. I felt it had small solid pieces like tiny eggs in it, but I didn't look. Instead I shouted something to get her attention and waved. She saw me over a glass counter of an empty food stand. I waved the bag going over to her. I gave it to her. She thanked me. We were next to an exit. I went outside. Suddenly I was in a supermarket mostly for drinks. A girl next to me said "I'm late. My teachers gonna be sooo pissed." I said "Me too." She laughed pushing a trolley with colorful kegs in plastic wrapping. We went quickly through isles of drinks and kegs on pallets in red and purple plastic wrapping in a straight line. A carton in Kinder chocolate colors containing cake caught my eye. The girl said, i must try a bar of chocolate with lots of cream in the mix. I declined there was a wall with colorful magazines in front of us and daylight from the left indicated an exit. I went towards it climbing above palkets of blue painted kegs in red plastic wrapping in a hurry. I woke up.

 

I saw this funny code block I linked, but it's missing a dollar sign when viewed in Sync.

I don't even know where to report bugs and if its github I won't because github is becoming cancer and i deleted my account.

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