llamatron

'You will own nothing and you will be happy'

I'm tired of everything, FUCKING EVERYTHING, just getting gradually worse.

I imagine his diary is written in crayon with some pages stuck together with ketchup

I imagine his diary is written in crayon and some of the pages are stuck together with ketchup.

Nah fuck that I'm lazy, I'm paying the 10 bucks

No of course not.

It just seems like their time could be better spent dealing with problems instead of infighting. Then maybe the deluded fools who've fallen for the Farage con would wake up.

But that's wishful thinking. I'm old enough and cynical enough to see how little really changes. The rich still get richer with the rest fighting over an ever shrinking slice of the pie while politicians tinker around the edges.

Thank fuck

Can't talk now, gotta go a-riotin'

That took me way too long to work out.

A band where 4 members don't sing didn't seem that unusual. The 5th member sings, the rest play the instruments.

I am fun at parties.

What's a 'hot-air register'?

Not a clue.

Is it Friends?

Which one?