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[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 82 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (22 children)

I learned there were asbestos tobacco pipes like a week ago. Humanity really didn't see any of this coming.

Asbestos tobacco pipes are insanely rare and collectible these days, though. No one dares smoke them, more historical discussion pieces.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I guess People will look at plastic in the future like we look at lead and asbestos now....

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I think it will be much less pronounced. The negative effects of plastic in the body are relatively unknown, but IMO I think it will mostly pose as neurodevelopmental-like symptoms which won't be able to compare with either lead or asbestos.

And the environmental consequences? The majority just doesn't worry about that.

It definitely won't be as bad as asbestos where inhaling just a single fiber can cause cancer. Lead, maybe, but lead is still widely used. Just not in normal fuel. We still use it in some aviation fuel though.

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[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

It's impossible because there is no control group for microplastic

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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We used to drink radium too.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Ah the famous picture of a guy who's lower jaw just fell off after he kept drinking this.
Similarly well known 'radium girls'.
Horrific cases.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't it asbestos dust that's the issue? Like asbestos in the walls isn't harming anyone, but if it gets demolished or destroyed then the dust is what causes issues?

At least that's what I heard, but it could be wrong. And I guess scraping the pipe might create some dust anyway...

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Asbestos shoveling competition
Wittenoom Miners playing an asbestos shovelling competition

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks safe to me, they are outside so it has perfect ventilation!

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[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the tingling let's you know it's working.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you know? Clean, fresh air has a natural tingling effect. Most places these days are so polluted with toxins that we never experience perfectly clean air anymore.

That's where asbestos comes in.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Asbestos. is there anything it can't do?™

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 9 points 1 week ago

To be fair it was kind of magical other than, you know, the cancer thing.

[–] FluorideMind@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

At least he has his safety squints on.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 25 points 1 week ago (14 children)
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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The plus side of it being liquid is it probably wouldn't be very friable and not wind up in your lungs, until it dries out that is.

[–] AscendantSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've had deep fried kool-aid at the state fair before, so I bet this is pretty friable

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I hate how every time we come up with a new "miracle" chemical that solves really big issues it ends up being either carcinogenic or devastatingly harmful to the environment.

It's like how we almost made bed bugs extinct in America but the chemical being used was causing cancer and birth defects.

Why can't we have nice chemical things!?!?

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

We discovered plastics, which pretty much is a miracle chemicle, they're mostly not even that harmful unless you make a gigaton of it and just kind of dump it absolutely everywhere

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Glares in microplastics in my balls

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[–] Ferroto@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

they’re mostly not even that harmful unless you make a gigaton of it and just kind of dump it absolutely everywhere

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[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good god. Lemme guess, the propellant in that can are CFCs and they added lead to lubricate the spray since it kept clogging the nozzle. May as well add arsenic for flavor.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's always interesting how amazing things always turn out to be deadly. Like Ephedrine was a miracle weight loss drug, asbestos is a fantastic insulator, ect. I'm waiting for the GLP1 crap everyone is taking to have insane effects in a few years.

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[–] Cellari@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Spray on insulation that is fire and mould resistant. Sounds good

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Carrying this instead of pepper spray /j

[–] mech@feddit.org 22 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Great, so the person attacking you dies in 20 years.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Sometimes I wonder what kinds of things we're using today that we still haven't found are toxic, carcinogenic or harmful in other ways...

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Microplastics is a solid contender

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 11 points 1 week ago

I'll bet that's super safe and will never have any drawbacks ever for all time.

[–] DFX4509B@lemmy.wtf 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I can just feel the If you or a loved one were diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to financial compensation ads pouring in with this.

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[–] mech@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Guy doesn't have to worry about that, he's been smoking 90 cigarettes a day since grade school.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] mech@feddit.org 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And when he inevitably dies from cancer, no one will know if it was the asbestos, the cigarettes, the daily bottle of Bourbon, the lead, the Desert Rock exercises, or the Agent Orange.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No mask, enclosed space, right up in there with your face

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's why he's making that face

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Good ol'fashioned safety squints

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 week ago

That look on his face like "lol I'm not going to be around to care about climate change or this bullshit"

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If you've been diagnosed with mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation.

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[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 6 points 1 week ago

The safety squint makes it harmless!

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Imagine naming it ass best os.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 9 points 1 week ago

Where can I check out this distro?

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[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Growing up my parents house had asbestos tiles on the basement floor and asbestos insulation in the attic. Probably had this shit sprayed on the pipes and ducts also. And look at me, I’m perfectly f

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

🎶"Keep on sniffing, until your brain goes pop! Keep on sniffing till your brain goes pop!"🎶

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