krooklochurm

How to lose a friend in one easy step

I've read it three times.

I love it so, SO much but it's like reading the bible. There are so many characters to keep straight and the language is so arcane.

SHE LIVES IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER

Her mom took Tylenol now she has autism

I can't stand tags.

I love certain textures. Anything soft. Some book covers.

I need to wear my socks inside out because the seams drive me insane.

I hate bright lights.

Uh oh

Porn?

Whatever happened to Korn?

Id shum over everyone

Lmdao can you even do your own research? Sience goes counter upside in a clock by three west direction, not forwards.

And vaccines are full of tiny bees that tell the government whenever you masturbate. Do you WANT masturbation bees? Pffffffff

How'd op get a picture of my scrotum?

COCAINE!!!!!!!!!

It's more like removing one of your breasts due to cancer