isaaclyman

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“Online communities” are great, but how do you stop them from being infiltrated by corporate astroturfers within five minutes of creation? Doesn’t every major brand have a low-overhead keyboard farm posting social media and forum comments to make them look good?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I’m anti-advertising, but this simply isn’t true. Customers don’t show up out of thin air. They don’t care. Anyone who’s built or created anything knows that feeling invisible is the rule, not the exception.

A lot of us here on Lemmy are part of the software industry. Have you ever tried to make money by building a great app and waiting for users to trickle in? It doesn’t work. You might as well declare bankruptcy before you start. Selling anything at all, let alone software, is like pulling teeth—and software is more often a luxury than a necessity, making it even harder.

(Granted, advertising has made the situation worse by training people to ignore any and all attempts to get their attention or communicate information.)

Approximately every successful software business has talented and hardworking salespeople behind the scenes. I’ve learned this the hard way: you need sales experts or you won’t sell a damn thing.

Maybe someday we can find a way to get by without ads. But let’s not pretend it’s as easy as “if you build it, they will come.”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

After baseball bat assault, supporters buy injured baseball player a machine gun: ‘He’s got a whole village’

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Expensive for a toy, but dirt cheap for a car, as I always say.

(Assuming, of course, that you live in an area where you can replace car trips with bike trips)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There’s a handful of us that do 50 for FOSS: https://50forfoss.org/

tl;dr: on the first Friday of the month we each pick a FOSS (free/open-source) project and give the maintainer $50.

Thanks and encouragement is great too. As a small-time open source maintainer, it seems awareness has been spreading over the last few years and people are going out of their way to be kind and respectful when they raise issues; it really makes a difference. But financial sustainability and community ownership are separate and arguably more essential issues if we want FOSS to survive over the long term.

I did have one maintainer turn down the $50 and ask me to donate it to UNICEF. It’s all the same to me as long as it makes the work more sustainable for them.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 month ago (15 children)

This is why email never caught on. Who wants to choose between Gmail, Yahoo, MSN, Proton, and Comcast? A successful email service would be one where you can only communicate with users of the same email service. /s

 
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

As this thread demonstrates, there are plenty of ways to say “I’m doing terrible, actually” without breaking the social contract. If I’m having an awful day, my go-to is “hangin’ in there, how are you?”

The last part is important. Some people don’t want to talk about how you’re doing (maybe they don’t have the emotional bandwidth at the moment, maybe they’re in a hurry, maybe they just don’t care) so give them an out, a clear signal of something else they can discuss without seeming rude. The easiest way is to return the question, but you can also just jump into the imminent topic of conversation, like:

“How are you?”

“Keeping on keeping on. Hey, just wanted to reach out about that thing on page 4, do you have a minute?”

Or if they started the conversation and you don’t know what it’s about, there’s always “Takin’ it one day at a time, eh? What can I do for you?”

The biggest “risk” of this approach is that someone may offer sympathy or ask you what happened, which is a whole new set of protocols. But for me it’s worth it to not have to lie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Vis à vis Archimedes’ Principle, does that imply that leprechauns have a higher average body density than human beings? I’m also relatively hard to drown, despite not having any cereal-powered buoyancy. (At least, no more than the average cereal eater.)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

General Mills needs to clarify the exchange rate between Red Balloons and Rainbows. The people demand it

 

The box never clarifies what the difference between “floating” and “flying” is, but surely he doesn’t need both.

Even so, the unicorn charm might be the weak link of the bunch. The world is already colorful. Get a job, unicorn.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Kavita for my ebook collection—mostly tabletop RPGs, but some comics and sci fi as well.

I don’t actually use the web interface that often. I add books to my Kavita library, then scan the OPDS feed into my scratch-my-own-itch mobile app, Bookoscope, and download whatever I want to read onto my tablet from there.

Side note, PDFs are the absolute worst. Even reading them on a full-sized tablet is incredibly annoying. Anybody have any tips/tricks/apps for that?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

The Far Side would be proud

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Mosquito baiting

 

Regular reminder that being an asshole is not a symptom of any form of neurodivergence. (You can replace “neurodivergent” with depressed, anxious, bipolar, etc. and the diagram works equally well)

ETA: social faux pas, awkwardness, and genuine symptoms of neurodivergence don’t make you an asshole. I shouldn’t have to say this? An “asshole” is someone who enacts a pattern of abusive, controlling, harassing, and/or harmful behavior with no remorse or concern for how other people are affected.

 

Bit of a nailbiter there at the end, eh?

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Hail Chonkus (www.motherjones.com)
 

One microorganism in particular has captured scientists’ attention. UTEX 3222, nicknamed “Chonkus” for the way it guzzles carbon dioxide, is a previously unknown cyanobacterium found in volcanic ocean vents.

 
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Dogs Against Bones (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

I think about this comic all the time, even though it’s seven years old. (No reason.)

Canonical URL: https://wondermark.com/c/1298/

 

[Alt text: GIF from the music video for “Love Shack” by the B-52s. The video depicts people dancing in a convertible, multiple people in suits and dresses dancing (visible from the waist down), martinis, a duck shaking its tail, and two men playing saxophones. The subtitles read:

The Crowdstrike is a kernel-space app that

has no testing process

Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike!

Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike!]

 

Bike Utah is offering free bike rack installation for local businesses. Some businesses also qualify to get the rack for free. This is great to see. Bike infrastructure is improving throughout Salt Lake and Utah valley, but most businesses still don’t have anywhere to park a bike. We need destination infrastructure if we’re going to get more people biking, which benefits everyone.

The announcement says: Email Jacob at [email protected] to get your FREE bike rack proposal, or suggest an establishment that might benefit from bike racks!

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