hybridep

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Good luck enforcing this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Context: Biblically accurate angels

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

You empty the dishwasher immediately, as it is the only time during the day you have the time to do it.

You wash your sheets, because of the calendar notification popping up.

you vacuum the flat on saturday at 8 AM, as that is the time to vacuum the flat in your planner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

That boy… oh boy… his eyes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I am sorry. This combination is no longer allowed. Internet gatekeepers have spoken.

edit: obligatory /s?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

High Levels Of Worker Callout at the end of March? Must be the anti-capitalist woke mind virus /s

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Talking about vacuums, Miele is the answer.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

What are they afraid of with foreign eggs? Bird Flu?

Edit: obligatory /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No, you have to fix everything wrong with the world all at once. Otherwise we rather do nothing! /s

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

How? We did nothing and it keeps happening?! /s

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