John Stewart would be a good Secretary of State…
Or Veterans Affairs
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Would go better than this, actually. He’d be incompetent but he’d know that and I think he’d at least attempt to surround himself with competence.
If I’d have wanted a kiss, I’d have asked your mother…
Well… it’s less likely
Whether software, electrical, aerospace, or civil… engineer gonna engineer.
Shut the fuck up, Donnie, you’re out of your element!
Conditions a and b line up well… no belief in global warming required to buy your favorite billionaire’s shitty tonka truck.
One and done
The wind was thoroughly broken…
Holy shit… my wife and I just found this series last night and watched the first 5 episodes. It was almost like watching justice porn where the good guys got good things and the assholes got theirs.
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Sounds like you need to decide how comfortable you are with the extreme likelihood that your son gets his dick wet.
If you are comfortable with that, make sure you’ve spoken to him about safety and the potential long-term consequences of doing so. No need to make it more awkward than it has to be, but the conversation is absolutely necessary if you haven’t had it with him before. Nothing like learning in real-time that Tiffany lied about being a virgin when spots show up on his dick, or that his buddies were full of shit when they said she can’t get pregnant if you have sex just once.
Doesn’t hurt to provide the condoms yourself so you know they’re quality, in-date, and not tampered with.
You should also contact Tiffany’s parents yourself before you respond. If they’re unaware, then you have an honesty issue on your hands on top of anything else.