brap

I guess it’s his size as I expect it to look exactly like it looks on their website. The guy on there makes it look normal.

Is that geezer on the left wearing a child-sized plate carrier? Or just some Temu special that arrived smaller than expected?

You know what, I forget about this. Habit I guess.

Gotta roll it into a joint or whatever. What you doing instead? Eating it?

Oh god yes. Get it away from my car. Why are you steering it with your elbows? Whos is this one abandoned diagonally in the middle of an aisle?

My old laptop became my router. Now it never gets to sleep. Getting my moneys worth until I need faster than GE.

A shit guy, on a shit platform, with a shit opinion.

Looks like people crammed into public transport at peak time.

No, I don’t know where your chocolate buttons are.

(I ate them earlier in a moment of weakness)

Saying “I could care less” instead of “I couldn’t care less”. Annoyingly incorrect but not exactly a critical issue.

Shut up and take my money.

How the fuck do I unsee this?