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[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I've never seen something so pointless that I've wanted more

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

Daily reminder to 3D print with food-grade PLA

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago
[–] mercano@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I order you not to go! I order you not to go!

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

me when McDonald's packed my dine-in order

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

“There’s no pancake, but what we make for ourselves”

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Fuck you sooooo much. Now I need one of these molds...

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] lauha@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

I'll be fat

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

does lemmy have ad bots now?

Ooh boy I want one! Give me the link!

[–] LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Just 3d print a mould and use it twice before you forget it exists.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Please don't use 3d printed parts in food preparation.

You already have enough microplastics in your brains, and the layer lines are bacterial breeding grounds. (which are less of a concern if you only use it once or twice but is still relevant)

Make sure you get a good coat of leaded paint to make sure none of that is a problem.

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Lead is actually a slight concern with new nozzles or abrasive filaments especially, as there's usually a bit of lead in brass

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Lead paint chips: delicious but deadly!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 4 days ago

Sprinkle some on your pancakes, it's quite sweet!

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Won't melt like that, it's absolutely going to fall over if not perfectly symmetrical

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and make fake images?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

For fake internet points?! In this economy?

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Now do Gollum in mount doom

[–] brap@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Shut up and take my money.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago
[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago

"Listen kid, I don't have much time, the people on the Epstein list are--"

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 4 days ago

I know now why you fry

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Looks neat, but the wrist is going to set off the fire alarm before his thumb even melts.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Nope. I want a nope.