bluetoofs

All hail the butt trumpets.

I open-carry my circular saw all the time. There's nothing wrong with that.

I love the burp towards the end. This just dripped with swagger.

What damage?

I appreciate it! >.<

A move straight out of the Orange Menace’s playbook.

Texas doesn’t have the best record of keeping the power on for their residents. This is probably a good idea.

As long as there are alternatives, I’ll never buy an nvidia product again.

all the young people who don't know shit about fuck

I’m so using this from now on. Hope you don’t mind.

He’s one of the biggest douchebags on Earth. Once people stop buying from and listening to him, we’ll be so much better off.

A good quality consumer laser pointer will fuck up a DSLR or mirrorless camera sensor, so that would make sense.

:: takes out map of American South::