bizarroland

My dude.

Like, you should chill the fuck out, ok?

There's no need to go around condemning people to eternal torment and isolation from God because of a two paragraph comment.

The author is active on bluesky and she's actually quite nice and everything you would expect her to be.

Regardless of the truth, I prefer Diane Duane's explanation in the "So, You Want to Be a Wizard" novel, In that all of the steam in the subways are generated by a breed of fire worms. These worms, if left long enough, can grow to the size of a respectable and quite terrifying dragon.

When you're thinking- okay, maybe this is a me thing, but when I think about financial equality, I consider the extremes.

Taking into account what the person or family that makes $80,000 to $140,000 a year doesn't really do anything for the poor and the destitute, right?

So if iPhones suddenly become $7,000 expenditures on par with like a decent used car from 10 years ago, then it's definitely going to be the kind of thing where somebody has to make enough money to afford it.

And you can't only consider the middle class when looking at the affordability of a particular object.

So if iPhone's multiplied by 7, then the minimum wage needs to multiply by 7. And I did a little quick math in my head, I didn't get the exact pennies, right? But I know 7.25x7 is like $36 and change, right? So, yeah.

But if the minimum wage were to suddenly multiply by seven, then the value of 401Ks, which are locked in at pre-minimum wage readjustments, are taken into account, then the value of 401Ks would drop by one-seventh, enriching the poor, while taking money out of the elderly and retired people who are relying on that for their daily survival. And as minimum wage increases, the cost of goods are going to increase along with them, because retailers will know that they can sell their products at a higher price because the minimum wage has gone up.

So yeah, that's several paragraphs and 1,492 letters worth of text to describe and explain my justification for two paragraphs earlier.

I mean, if iPhones went from $1,100 apiece to $7,000 apiece and minimum wage jumped to $38 an hour, then sure maybe.

But then, if we did that, your parents and grandparents can say goodbye to any concept of their retirement accounts having value enough for them to survive on without working a full-time job.

I mean, there are scanners and sonar and Time domain reflectometers that, if backed by intelligent and empowered staff, can prevent those things from happening.

That being said, the people that are in charge of these are penny-pinching skin-flint scumbags, therefore they will not spend the money needed to make sure it's safe.

Which is why we were protesting it in the first place, because we knew this shit would happen.

Do you want the rabbit of caerbannog?

Cos that's how you get the rabbit of caerbannog.

I feel like this is one of those things where, even though there is a likelihood that you are right, you don't actually know that you are correct.

People are weird.

People are occasionally evil, especially towards weird people.

There's an entire possibility that atheists have stoned somebody to death, and since you're the one making the claim, I feel like you should be the one to scour every single instance of death in all of human history to verify your claim.

My favorite theory about pinky and the brain is, in the opening song, they say "one is a genius, the others insane", but when they say "one is a genius", they show pinky, and then they say "the others insane", they show the brain, indicating that pinky is the actual genius in the group and the brain is the insane one.

It's almost like they forgot that they rolled out the DEI system to protect themselves from lawsuits.

Yeah, this is spelled correctly and grammatically parsable. No way it could be his tweet.