Blue Steel
WanakaTree
joined 2 years ago
This reminds me of Office Space.
"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life"
Oddly enough, Office Space also ends with everything on fire!
Realistically if you have that ratio of errors to lines of code, you probably just fucked up a semicolon or braces.
Now if you have like 13 errors and they're all unrelated, woof.
Ngl had me in the first half
I found Wall-E more disturbing than most post-apocalyptic movies. Felt too real
My friend was going for a run one day in the park holding her phone in her hand which she was using to play music. A guy jumped out at her and karate chopped her arm which held the phone, but she didn't drop it. He stood there kind of perplexed what to do next, as did she. Then she said "SERIOUSLY??", which kind of woke the guy up again. He started to reach into his pocket for something, so she turned around and bolted. The guy didn't chase her.
A big part of my job is API integrations. The most infuriating one I deal with is a startup who keeps adding new properties with property names randomly being pascal case, camel case, or snake case. Especially when the same property is one case on a request model and different on the response.
Not sure if I'm being whooshed, but Consumption refers to Tuberculosis
Didn't say which Monday