TeamAssimilation

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 22 hours ago

Tell me you’re a NRA fan without telling me you’re a NRA fan.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

It was one of the jailbreaks, LLMs are just too eager to help.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Because most people are not online while pooping, right?

Right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

It’s not that great anyway. Your local toilet will surreptitiously grab and analyze your poop, dispose of it so you don’t need to flush, and have the remote toilet extrude an identical copy someone else has to flush.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No one should have to. Most of us have decades to prepare for our old age, it’s unfair to place that burden on your children.

That being said, I love my parents, and even if they are not expecting us to nurse them, I am prepared to hire a nurse to take care of them if needed.

I also want to avoid cleaning doodoos if possible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

The World Eater swiftly put in its humble place by the Cheese Eater.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Lavos really likes when Crono, out of curiosity, uses that one bucket at the End of Time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Newsflash: felines stink, the bigger they are the more they do. A big furry wouldn’t have a problem with body odor even in the scale of RMS’s.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Guess someone doesn’t like to clean their parents’ doodoos.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

And utterly ineffective too. It’s not in the medicinal level of even a humble aspirin.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

The 3% was because your friend made you take a test you didn’t want to. Your vanilla power is nearly overwhelming the testing capacities of current technology.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
  • Alien: Why do you want to replicate things for money?
  • Mothra: So I can buy the things I want!
  • Alien: Can’t you replicate the things you want instead?
  • Mothra: This thing can replicate admiration?!
 
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