A day is all I can make a single handful of candy corn last.
I guess most of the size of a USB drive is just handle, isn't it? Especially those models where you can retract the plug like that.
Yes. I believe this is what the SCP committee would call a memetic hazard.
As an elf, I wouldn't feel qualified to answer that.
I can grow a decent amount of facial hair. Unforturnately, it's just curly enough to look scraggly, but not curly enough to pack in nicely on itself. But it's red hair in contrast to my normal dark brown hair, and I don't want to waste it.
Don't worry, Mr. Mofu, I've got this argument covered for you. Ahem...
*always
Dwarves really get the short end of the stick. They're not "greedy" for digging too deep, it's literally what they were made to do. Their whole economy depends on mining. What do you want them to do, grow crops? With what farmland? The elves and halflings took it all. And elves never awaken ancient evils of the forest by growing trees too tall, and halflings never face the consequences of their greed in eating too much. Dwarves spend all day working so they can survive, and the stories call them evil. Elves spend all day lazing around in their vacation homes, and if you complain, somehow you're the bad guy.
Well, to be fair, "Why can't websites just remember that I said no to cookies?"
I hope not. I like my relevant xkcds.
Exactly as ordered. Good job, private.
I would legitimately do this if calories weren't a concern.