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submitted 1 year ago by leftenddev@slrpnk.net to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, made a delicious dessert

[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Exactly as ordered. Good job, private.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I used to really like an apple turnover. Warm, with cream

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's funny because everyone I know that's worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.

[–] djehuti@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a great place to be from!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apple is Ohio?

[–] Tja@programming.dev 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Skibidi.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OK Zoomer

[–] datavoid@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't skibidi alpha's thing?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Isn't it past your bedtime?

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just killed a man...

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Put an iPhone against his head,

pulled my trigger

Now he's dead