Had a similar discussion multiple times already.
"I can't give you an estimate. There are way too many unknowns in there"
"Okay. But what if you still give me one?"
Openly shows screen where I roll a random number between 10 and 50 "23 days"
"But why so long?"
"..."
Because that's the platform that needs to hear it
Circlejerk preaching to the choir is fun, but doesn't reach the people who need to hear it