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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've seen one on my town with a little boy in the seat. Right before they got in, another little boy yelled "EWW A, CYBERTRUCK", fully having no idea (same as everyone else around) that the owner and his son were about to enter it from 10-15 paces away.

Everyone laughed at the boy's outburst... Then the owner got to the truck and there was a short, louder laugh followed by everyone pretending nothing happened and looking away.

This was months ago. These days I think people would keep laughing, and possibly point.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sure there is a swasticar adaptation out there.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's one in my city I've seen twice now, driven my a tiny elderly woman with purple hair. I am compelled to know more about her and how she came to drive a cyberturd even though doing so may ruin my day.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

She’s the infamous hacker known as 4chan and she got into solana early

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would be embarrassed to be seen in one

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

that's why you get tinted windows

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I have. It was two of the most typical, thumb looking, dad-vibe white dudes you can imagine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Because they are in the trunk.

(Magats are human traffickers)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Cuz if you do they burn alive

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Same. Two of them around Oakville. Always alone. Mostly seem to just be driving around the block and not actually going anywhere.

Sad

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

There's one in my neighborhood and everytime I see it I can't help but laugh.

But can confirm it's always just one dude, never seen a passenger

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hate to admit that my wife has a cousin who is a huge Tesla fan that owns both a Model Y and one of these stainless-steel refrigerators on wheels. He regularly drives around with his two young sons strapped into the back seat…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Aren't there child endangerment laws in your country?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With Trump & Musk running things?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

It's mandatory

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Weird, now that you mention it I haven’t either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Never seen a cybertruck in general

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I saw one in person for the first time a few days ago and literally just started laughing. They're even worse than they seem in the pictures.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

You are fortunate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hailon Musk just couldn't get that box full of shit (including driver) approved for roads in Europe