SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

I'll take a doodle snake with angry eyebrows over the most complex fantasy diorama you can churn out any day of the week.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 4 weeks ago

You're still more patient Than I.

It's great that they're rational enough to change their views in the face of evidence, even if it takes more evidence than it usual.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 4 weeks ago

I'm sitting in the break area right now, there's 3 bins for people to toss their cigarettes in, yet the ground is littered with them.

It's fucking disgusting.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 34 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

bit my tongue to not torpedo our relationship

I'm so glad my wife is basically no contact with her parents, because I never have to play nice with them.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 42 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

"EU considers following modern Nazi policy"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

If I give France $1,000,000,000 to use a specific shade of color, but make the color on Brazilian machinery owned by Brazilians... I've still given France $1B. Have I not?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

Oh, it's definitely a thing. Especially with Lower Decks being animated, and therefore easily replicated in style.

.... Not that I'd know anything about such things.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Infinite realities means infinite possibilities, so somewhere in the multiverse there's a starfleet absolutely filled with cock monsters.

The question is, do they seek out new life for exploration?

Or is it for cocks...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I guess Google just says “fuck 'em”?

Yes, 100%, absokutely correct.

Google is a company.

Companies do not care about you. You are not a person, you are a number.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My favorite experience with this was when I worked at a sporting goods store, we had a district wide meeting an hour away at 7am, planned in under 24 hours which changed everyone's weekend plans, and it was mandatory.

The district manager comes out and does this, but to only a handful of good mornings, and the second time was met with dead silence.

He awkwardly tried to use our lack of enthusiasm as an example of "employee bases theft from the company" because if we aren't faking being super happy and perky the second we're at work, the company loses sales.

They handed out some shopping bags with some kind of peach smelling candy and some hand sanitizer. When the meeting was over, I didn't see a single person take the bag with them, and everyone basically sprinted to their cars in under a minute.

Productivity was just a word the next morning. It took two days to unload a truck that normally gets done in 6-8 hours.

I don't think anyone organized some kind of slow down and forgot to tell me, I think we just all felt the same way "fuck this place, I work hard and they call it lazy so let's see how they like it when I AM lazy"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago

10 white guys

NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago

Diogenes bursts into Plato's military lecture: BEHOLD! An unstoppable armored column!

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