They could take up tanning.
PityPityBangBang
The terms bozo and bimbo are not exactly pedagogical tools.
And Doofus is a cultural icon to some.
Where I live you can't get neither petrol nor cigarettes delivered. Although I hadn't considered a tow truck as gas delivery before that is a good one.
We need a new thing because "identity" ain't cutting it in a world of monetized profiles and AI clones.
There are also the Ferengi amongst us making huge ducats off blood on the streets.
eventually you have to ask AI for permission for the choice
that platform could just be a huge scissor lift to get things like for large appliances, furniture, and their mom.
high hydration dough is sooo emotionally clingy, too.
And let's not forget "... WiTH aLl DeLiBErATe sPeEd!"
Give yourself the extravagant amount of time to get ready.
"How long until you are ready to go ?"
Next Saturday.
"dude, hold my grant ..."