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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
 

I encourage this type of education. Kids need to be held accountable for their actions, just like everyone else.

Normalize humility

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[–] DandomRude@piefed.social 295 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

A friend of mine is a teacher, and he told me the following story a while back:

A student had an oral exam and was so nervous that he couldn’t get a word out. So my friend coordinated with the “exam committee” to give the student a second chance, which, fortunately, was possible that very same day thanks to some persuasion among his colleagues. After my friend worked with the student to help him regain his confidence, the second attempt at the exam went better - the student was still very nervous, but overall, it was enough to barely pass the exam. The student was absolutely thrilled, and the examiners were reasonably satisfied.

My friend thought to himself: All right, that turned out well after all - but unfortunately, no: The student’s parents sued the school because they were dissatisfied with their son’s exam grade. The lawsuit was based on the claim that the exam regulations weren’t strictly followed, since the student had to take the exam twice (with different exam topics, so the other students wouldn’t be at a disadvantage, of course). The parents won the lawsuit, and the court ruled that the oral exam must be repeated.

So now the completely dismayed student had to take the exam again - a nightmare for the poor guy. The examiners were the same ones who, despite the absurdity of his parents’ demands, remained well-disposed toward him. However, the student was understandably even more nervous the third time - so much so that he once again couldn’t get a single word out. This time, my friend’s hands were tied, since everything had to be completely correct from an administrative standpoint. So, unfortunately, the examiners had no choice but to fail the nervous student, meaning that, thanks to his parents, he ultimately did not receive his diploma.

So here too: insane parents who even ruined their own son’s graduation because of their unrealistic expectations.

It’s a real shame, but unfortunately that’s how it went all thanks to the student’s crazy parents...

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 85 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What country is this where you have to pass an oral exam to graduate and parents can sue schools over exam results?

[–] DandomRude@piefed.social 114 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Germany.

However, the complaint was not directed at the grade itself, but rather at a violation of the examination regulations, which do not allow for a retake of an oral exam simply because the student is too nervous to pass. That is why my friend was unable to secure another exception on the student's third attempt - everything unfortunately had to be strictly correct.

I don’t teach myself, but I’ve heard from various friends that lawsuits over the most absurd things are definitely a thing in Germany, too. As a result, teachers have far fewer freedoms than they did ten years ago - and also face much more bureaucratic red tape to document everything in a way that reduces the risk of lawsuits.

I’m not really familiar with that area myself, but unfortunately, I can easily imagine how frustrating it must be for the teachers.

Edit: Here is an article that describes the problem (in German).

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 68 points 4 days ago (2 children)

That kid must have been livid with his parents.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 76 points 4 days ago (2 children)

And I bet he's too terrified to tell them.

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I get the distinct impression being yelled at by his parents are why he was so nervous of speaking in public. It was the case for me as a kid

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That's a bingo. Same here.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 25 points 4 days ago

Probably didn't say a word about it

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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago (8 children)

Idk but IB regulations are kinda like this, and ive heard of people actually taking other students/teachers to court over shit. IB is the most fucked up school you could choose ever, do not choose it(speaking from experience). So if your child wants to go on an international line its much better to get some government scolarship kindof thing if thats possible.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 45 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That poor kid is probably so abused by the parents to make him so anxious.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago

It happens so much sadly. I remember a classmate of mine getting a 9 out of 10 on an exam and when he heard that he started stabbing himself with the pointy end of a compass because it wasn't a 10 out of 10. Apparently the poor guy was chastised at home if he didn't get a 9,5 at the least.

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[–] estrange_alien@leminal.space 158 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

“unacceptable language”

i’d wager that this parent’s gripe is not about the word “bozo” but that their child’s behavior was criticized.

accountability is not abuse.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe they're a family of clowns, and they consider "Bozo" to be a racial epithet against their people.

[–] villainy@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe they're followers of a clown religion where Clown, Bozo the is considered a holy figure? It'd be like taking the Lord's name in vain!

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[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 83 points 4 days ago (5 children)

In what world is it OK to text a teacher? Like how does this person even know their teacher’s phone number? This conversation is exactly what parent teacher conferences are for.

[–] ellieficent@reddthat.com 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The majority of my daughter's teachers in primary and middle school gave out their numbers. Not all, and it wasn't a requirement, but the majority.

Not that I ever used them. Teachers work hard enough, they don't need to be available 24x7.

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 days ago

That’s beyond strange to me. The only time I’ve ever used my personal phone for work purposes was the one job I had where they paid for it.

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[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 95 points 4 days ago
[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 70 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would be sooooo tempted to respond "well this explains where they get it from".

[–] verdi@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm terribly sorry sir, I was unaware his stupidity is congenital. I'll be more mindful of his disability going forward.

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[–] jeffep@lemmy.world 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Private schools are tough because you have to educate both the children and their parents

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

In public school, all the kids are smoking weed, and are chill, in private schools all the kids can afford and are doing coke, and therefore not very chill

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like a fun career change, cool beards, getting to hang out in the Caribbean, chests of gold.

I’ll be joining the pirate school next semester

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[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

We pay a lot for this school

Then don't. Send your kids to public school. Just don't don't pretend that by paying for private school your child is somehow entitled to act the fool and not be held to account.

But who am I kidding. In the USA a lot of private schools work just like that: mom and dad's money is the worth of the student and they will be privileged accordingly.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Forgot:

I see where he gets it from.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The amount of parents that think that teachers owe respect to their kids above all else is infuriating. It's a real problem in Brazil, both in public and private schools

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 33 points 4 days ago

How dare you try to humanise my horrid spawn!

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Man. If my kids teacher ever contacted me like this, you can be damned sure my kid would be disciplined appropriately. Most likely a reduction of privileges until the teacher acknowledged that their behavior had improved. This kind of shit would never fly in my house.

Luckily my kids were all very well behaved and conscientious about their schooling.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'm with you. Call my kids out if they are being dickheads. Call me if it doesn't improve - I'll set them straight

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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Its like when i was in high school when people would say "aww feck" and teachers would swear jar us, or tell us off. So everybody just said fuck instead, if your gonna bitch about us "swearing" and using alternate words to comply with your "appropriate language" we might as well make it worth the 25 cents

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[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Yeah, the teacher is going to get a fun talk with management and probably be forced to write an apology.

Teaching is a risky job these days, and thus not done as well as it could be in a world without parental bozos.

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

I couldn't be a teacher, because bozo would have been one of the kinder words I'd use in such a situation.

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Had to look up the derivation 'for fun'. - 1920, "muscular low-IQ male," originally appearing in boxing slang (compare bimbo).

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 18 points 4 days ago

Apparently the derivation goes back to vaudeville and stereotypes about immigrants:

"Bozo" was in fact a personal name among immigrants to the United States from Serbian and Croatian regions. It seems likely that vaudeville's Bozo originated from this immigrant name and stereotypes surrounding eastern Europeans (akin to the use of palooka to refer to an oafish boxer, probably related to the Polish name Paluka).

https://www.vocabulary.com/articles/wordroutes/where-does-bozo-come-from-lets-not-clown-around/

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Just gonna advocate for the devil on this one and say teachers shouldn’t be calling kids names.

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I dunno man if a kid can’t handle being called bozo… it would be good to teach that kid to be more resilient.

Prob best not to call kids names, sure, but damn

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[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 9 points 4 days ago

Just gonna advocate for the devil on this one and say the devil would advocate for calling kids names. Fuck those little shites.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I agree. I've had problems with this working for a school district, when a student was younger a nickname teachers and students called them was innocent enough, but as they are getting older they find it embarrassing and they have difficulty communicating on top of that, so it was a headache. the adults should stick to preferred names only.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

I can't imagine where he learned to be an entitled little shit…

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