MrSelatcia

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, but also fuck Joe Rogan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

The man sold beans in the oval office in his last term. How are we shocked at this?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope so. Many of our parents need to learn that "family" isn't about blood, it's about who I allow to be in my life. I don't give a fuck if you're related to me, treat me with respect and I'll reciprocate.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

No. The IRS will go into your bank account and take whatever it wants.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

She sounds insufferable

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

*Steven Miller revealed to have been a Robot all along.

*Lindsay Graham does full drag queen story hour in desperate attempt to get Trump attention.

*X goes bankrupt but is then bailed out by US Government.

*Tesla introduces new vehicle with special "Mexican Detection System", sold only to ICE in exclusive contract worth billions.

*Trump suggests giving chickens hydroxychloroquine to fight avian flu.

*Melania detained for hours by ICE because Don won't answer his phone while golfing.

*State of Nebraska sold in entirety to Vladimir Putin

Let's see... Some non political ones...

*Dodgers forfeit World Series after not being able to find a starting pitcher due to entire staff having Tommy John surgery.

*Diddy released after identifying as white during trial.

*Boston Dynamics reveals their first sex robot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

H.E.R.O.

Atari 2600

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That enormous rack is there for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Now you can literally fuck ai.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

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