MelodiousFunk

I won't get to retire at all, so that means I'm fine, right?

...oh.

No, give it to me, I'll put it somewhere safe. You'll never see it again, but it'll be safe.

Just like the screws I need to reassemble my weed whacker.

:pikachu

Edit: bummer it's not part of the markdown

There's a kind of learned helplessness with some developers and tests. It's weird.

I got handed the keys to the network monitoring suite many moons ago. I immediately started editing the default alert actions to display relevant information, and in some outlier cases escalation procedures.

Most times, it was ignored. Other times, it was skimmed and half-followed. A few people outright refused to do anything differently than they had before (kick it up the ladder).

Glad to be rid of that place.

It just stands on top of the telly.

The classics are classics for a reason.

My job in December 2020: We need everyone back in the office

In the office: 90% of meetings were done on teams because people were spread out over a dozen locations

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

adds extra Teflon to his scrambled eggs

That's what the "quasi-" part denotes.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/quasi-

Hence "quasi-royalty."

Hades only knows.

Then one must imagine Sisyphus lazy. Repetitive toil in exchange for the right to exist is simply the natural order.