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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Liam Neeson? Funny/not funny.

https://youtu.be/ajV17XhEo_Y

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

OF COURSE it was. Nobody would legitimately not sleep with Musk, I mean not want to be his daughter, I mean, not vote the way he dictated unless there was outside influence.

Couldn't be him.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

I mean, it's worked for him in the private sector. Didn't scale up.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago

Thing is, he's not doing anything. He's just riding the train. He doesn't understand or care about the stuff the people around him are doing. He believed them when they said it would make him beloved.

He's just an idiot snake oil salesman.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

My thoughts exactly. But I called the Secretary of state's office and verified that this was their mailing. The whole thing looked janky, but Alabama's stuff looks janky anyway like you did it on your home computer with an HP inkjet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago

I've done nothing to trigger this mind you. I have been the most boring ordinary citizen without any aspirations beyond mediocrity.

 
[–] [email protected] 29 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

"The quarter-million dollar penis".

That's like 100k an inch!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 hours ago

Utah. White people helping white people 🤍

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You mad bastard, that's twisted genius!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Piece of cake. Just make it a illegal to vote for anyone but Republicans.

 
 

Hollywood is always writing their own shit, never just taking a GREAT story from the comics and making it a movie. If you read "Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow" you know what I'm talking about.

I know they'll be little changes here and there, but the fact that this actor is sitting with a comic book in her lap and that's the movie that they're fucking making?

KAPOW! THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC!

 
 

It seems to be related to some advertising push from a partner named Alfonso that is gathering information cross-platform anything that appears on your screen and pushing advertising to you during playback.

Hopefully not, but that's what it looks like from early reading.

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