I think I heard the first one from a unit in Age of Mythology.
Klear
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No, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.
Alls we got is beans
Swallow, come!
Those are some stupidly collosal daggers.
There are four!

brb, trademarking "fart to start"
Oh, so that's what William Tell was trying to do!
Until you eat your keys.
That was written 26 years ago...
Makes it all the more terrifying.
Source on her believing this? Because all I see is justified outrage, yet you're calling her stupid.