Illegalmexicant

I would like to say that if it was 2018-ish and Elmo was just running around with "not a flamethrower", this dumpster would still be a piece of shit.

Finger cheese? Like string cheese? In the shape of a finger? Don't steal my idea!

I'm a Honky Tronk man. 🎸 🎶

Has Yuki made it around the last turn?

Well I only have 1-2 beers a day. 3-4 on Saturday and Sunday. Unless I have a really bad day, or a really good day, then add 1-2 more. Is that more than 8? My thinking ain't what it used to be.

*Eating raw meat significantly increases your risk of foodborne illness

So are the photos on my phone. I started getting old and now I can see and can't remember so everything gets a picture! Went from big butts and boobs to small text and team viewer logins.

Sub(missive)-machine gun

If she smokes, she pokes!

Because of project Satan!

I feel like that list isn't complete. What about Libtard and demo-rats. Is libturds a thing?