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Smokes what?
Motherfuckers like it ain't no thang
Her opps
The real question
if someone I fuck smokes after sex I'm literally getting the fuck up and moving to the living room like fuck no I can not even breathe near a BBQ let alone cigarettes holy shit
If they are smoking in the bedroom.you could have smelled that when you first entered it.
Who even smokes inside nowadays, even smokers realised that it's not a good idea.
If you can have sex with someone and still not realize they smoke, you probably lost your sense of smell.
If someone I fuck smokes after sex, I should have used lube.
As a smoker that actually makes them go to an 11 because I know I won't be judged by them for my addiction 🤷
go to an 11
What's a 11
It's two past one.
When is 1 - 2 11
Truth. But I wouldn't recommend seeking an enabler. Vaping (not disposables), snus, and pouches (zyn/etc) are better alternatives and easier to exit from. (Ex doer of all the above)
Smoking is horrible for you, your things, and anyone around you. Worry about the nicotine part later.
I really wouldn't say vaping is easier to quit than cigarettes from my experience, they are way too convenient, no long lasting smell, you can vape inside, nice and unnoffensive flavour.
Pouches in the other hand helped me a lot, they kindof hurt if you do too much, and you get nauseous more quickly, but the nicotene effect is noticable enough to easily replace vaping/smoking, and I consume much less nicotene since I switched to them.
Do you avoid enablers for working?
Working 40hrs a week is more harmful than smoking a pack a day.
Coffee takes years off your life, do you enable coffee drinkers?
Alcohol is more harmful than smoking cigarettes, but most people who don't smoke still drink, do you enable that?
Working 40 hours a week is not more harmful than smoking a pack a day. One of those pays you money, the other costs money.
You need help if you're coping this hard about your cigarette addiction
Cigarettes can take years off your life, sometimes decades.
A 9-5 takes 5/7ths of your life off your life
Either you care about people living healthy lives or you just wanted an excuse to be shitty twoards a specific group of people, we both know what you were doing.
You need help if you are coping this hard with your wage slave addiction.
If you're mentally stable, I'd recommend chantix to aid you in quitting. It binds with the receptors for nicotine in your brain, rendering the act of smoking unfulfilling. If you have any mental disease either diagnosed or guessed at, do not take it under any circumstance.
chantix to aid you in quitting. It binds with the receptors for nicotine in your brain, rendering the act of smoking unfulfilling.
I guess that's why the last person I knew on that drug switched to Marlboro blacks.
If she smokes, she pokes!
Do you consider vaping to be "smoking"?
Still minging
First, thanks I learned a new word today. Second, no not really as long it's not like a "Tobacco" flavor (ig tobacco is just minging in every variation lmao) and MOST importantly, it doesn't stick around
I've opened electronics that are 10, 15, 20+ years old that came from smokers houses that still REEKED like cigarettes despite having been removed from that environment from who knows how many years.
Ugh, and that nasty nasty yellow coating.... disgusting
Vapes don't do any of that, you can't even tell if someone had even vaped just 20 minutes after their last hit
Imma pass. Still unhealthy.
Still vile
It's a lesser of the two evils. Still minging.