IDew

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

But.. how? Aren't electric cars like.. heavy on the bottom?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Revolt looked rather promising even though I had never heard of it. I wanted try it and downloaded their app. I was very surprised to learn they require Google Play (services) to function and that alone is big red flag to me.. As well as Microsoft Store? There's a GitHub page linked to it, but the fact that they recommend MS Store creeps me out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Diabetes speedrun

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You mean * ~ processing ~ *?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy shit, let em cook!

Although I love the look of old cars getting a modern facelift, I still don't get the appeal behind all that screens or digital gauges... I never liked the look of them, they're touchscreen, thus hard to use while driving and way too 'smart'. I don't want or need all the nonsense modern cars have today.. I just want a car that I have control over dammit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It does make me incredibly fast too. I can get dressed, take a leak and get a lunch pack ready all within 5 minutes!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Yup. Had that yesterday. Alarm turned off at 5:30 "mmmm lemme enjoy my warm bed for a tiny minute.." wake up and see 6:05 (the time I normally leave)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago

These are different sublemmies from the same instance?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn okay, I might give this game a shot after seeing these screenshots

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, if it's GameGuard blocking it then it's rather easy to bypass

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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

 

So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

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