this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Leave it alone, it's resting.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s pining for the ~~fjords~~ fords

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wish to complain about this truck that I purchased not half an hour ago from this very dealership. I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

No, no, 'e's uh,...he's charging.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

"If you can read this sticker, flip me off."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Oï, you can't park there mate.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I'm all for boycotts and even a little bit of arson (just a smidge), but I draw the line at using a Prius to run Cybertrucks off the road.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

Not one of the four wheels broke off - prob fake.

/s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

tesla won't take them back, so you're probably better off just claiming the insurance.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

There are providers who outright refuse to insure a Cybertruck. I wonder why.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Trying to drain the water

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

People collecting single-use vapes as "roadside lithium": 👀

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

He must've hit a singular piece of gravel.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That’s supposed to happen when you activate the space x feature

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

No, somethings not right. The pointy end is supposed to be up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

isn't that how you're supposed to drive it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You mean * ~ processing ~ *?

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Some ketamine head thought it was a good idea to give a dumpster-shaped 3 metric ton land barge that handles like a shipping container on overcooked noodles the ability to do 0-60 mph in 2.9 seconds.

The rest writes itself.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's actually the steering, it reacts weirdly laggy and not progressively enough. You can just rip the wheel in a direction and roll over like your playing twisted metal or something.

I'm legit not sure how they got it legalized but it's very stupid, no power = no steering at all.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's what drive by wire does, not any different on airplanes, but they have way more backup systems

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

It's much different specifically because it has fewer safeties.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Don't give him credit for anything, he "invented", and I use the term extremely loosely here, exactly one thing in his life, a shitty directory website, that was by all accounts of his coworkers at the time, horribly coded and wouldn't have existed without their helping him. Him and 47 are, without a shred of hyperbole, the biggest conmen America has ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Looks like the kickstand was down in the rear wheel well. That'll get ya every time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

OP, was this on the 10 between Phoenix and Tucson?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Im not sure. Not my pic

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

If khakis there was the driver, I'd say this was about as good a crash as he was going to see.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

As a side question, what the FUCK is that vent

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I mean this monstrosity