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Well no, it won't because people actually like the Delorian due to it being redeemed by one of the greatest time travel movies ever made.

Right? I wouldn't be trying to pretend to be King Shit in a game I don't even know how to play, I'd make my own game with black jack and hookers, hookers who are voiced by Jack Black. That's right I'm casting a cisman in the role of a sexy cisfemale character and there's not even a joke or a bit to it. The character is not implied to be trans and there's not even a transphobic quip about it, I just got Jack Black to voice a woman because I could, because I've got fuck you money.. And if the ESRB or Gabe Newell didn't like it, I'd start an alternative to Steam that actually works.

It seems such vivid Imagination is wasted on those who cannot make their dreams into reality...

Reminder: He died to a Tutorial Boss in a game he tried to use a boosted account in to fake being one of the top players only for the devs to go "Wait, aren't you a top Diablo IV player? Either you have the time management skills of a God and are the top player in multiple games, or you're bullshitting..... and guess what's the winning one."

That's really what it comes down to, Luxuries cost less, Necessities cost more

The greeds get away with it because they keep shouting "HE DID IT!" and the stupids keep falling for it.

One of my "favorite" examples of this was when Ronald Reagan murdered American Manufacturing jobs, causing mass layoffs and unemployment throughout the country, and a record high of people on welfare to deal with the job displacement... Causing the first signs of generations being born with lower standards of living than their parents.

So people naturally tarred and feathered Reagan, he's remembered as a monster, and is the reason why the Republican Party is a faded memory that we only bring up when teaching school children about why we don't have a Two-Party System. That wacky Trickle Down Economics.... I tell ya, glad no one's dumb enough to buy that anymore...

Oh sorry, that's what happened in the prime timeline, here reality doesn't run off of people learning from mistakes, this is a Murphy's Law Ruins Based Timeline where everything that can go wrong does go wrong.

Here Reagan invented the folktale of the "Welfare Queen" to imply that black people were getting more than "their fair share" from this welfare, and that Americans would be doing fine if only this specific group wasn't taking more welfare than they should be allowed.

A story that doesn't make any sense since if black people were getting more in Welfare, wouldn't Reagan be the one making that call? Ah but they thought of that, Reagan blamed a shadowy cabal of Democrats for getting the black people more then "their fair share" in a scheme to "overthrow whitey" in the name of "liberal guilt"

A story that also shouldn't work as Democrats had neither the motive nor enough control over the government to pull off this little trick, but people are stupid, so they bought it hook, line, and sinker.

You know our reality isn't the prime timeline, because none of this makes any fucking sense and it's only bad writing that lets people be this fucking stupid. I can see the person in the audience cringing at the fact this reality is self-aware and seems to think pointing out the bad writing is the same as doing better.

I'm sorry audience, I wish I could join you as merely an observer who has the option to watch a better movie or read a better book, one not bound by this bullshit, but... alas, that is my fate.

So if I die in the movie, I wake up in my trailer as the actress and enjoy the privileged life that entails? Maybe I'm played by a cischick with huge cans, that'd be awesome!

I knew these wasn't going to well when I used Epitaph to see Trump winning re-election, King Crimson can't skip me past the next four years...

Jojo references aside, I should listen to more of that band; Court of the Crimson King, which I listened to in order to try to better understand Diavolo's character, was pretty damn fire

A big reason why the old people don't get it, is that they see young people with luxuries, and don't realize that luxuries, like my high end gaming PC and addiction to junkfood.... Still costs less than three month's rent no matter how much I splurge

33, will be 34 not long after the Switch 2 launches....

At this point I welcome death, I feel like I've earned Valhalla at this point.

Absolute clown show

Honestly the fact that the entire country keeps getting mad at Democrats while taking an "Aw shucks, who hasn't tried to do a coup de tat or shifted blame for your actions onto a minority group. All is forgiven!" Attitude with Republicans, is...

Just fucking bizarre.

All is forgiven

Seems to be the power move of these clowns.

Get caught doing something wrong, instead of owning up to it or apologizing.... just going "I JOINED THE REPUBLICANS BECAUSE THE WOKE LEFT TRIED TO TELL ME THE HOLOCAUST ACTUALLY HAPPENED! THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR!" and sadly winning allies from that