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I did, I admit it. I haven't the faintest idea how much a tungsten alloy gravestone would actually cost to craft and install. I'm sorry.

It would not! In fact, if we use a tungsten alloy, it'll be both cheaper and less likely to chip. Here's a quick estimate:

Estimate: Tungsten Heavy Alloy Gravestone (83,415 cm³)

Gravestone Dimensions:

• Height: 3 feet (91 cm)
• Width: 2 feet (61 cm)
• Depth: 0.5 feet (15 cm)
• Volume: ~83,415 cm³
• Estimated Weight: ~1,500 kg (using 18.0 g/cm³ tungsten heavy alloy)

This cost reflects a bullet-resistant, nearly indestructible gravestone crafted from dense tungsten alloy—designed to last centuries with virtually no erosion or damage under normal conditions.

Tungsten gravestone!

I feel like this is the back story for some fucked up post-eco-apocalypse survival game.

• 2025: Geologists Uncover the World’s “Largest Lithium Deposit” Under American Supervolcano, Worth 413 Billion Euros

• 2037: Deep-bore mining of the supervolcano begins.

• 2049: The supervolcano mine now accounts for 60% of all lithium mined, worldwide, despite increasingly urgent warnings by geologists of instability.

• 2051: The Event.

• 2057: Survivors of The Event begin to make contact across the ash desert once known as the United States.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Monkey_Wrench_Gang

The page Philosophy loops back to itself via the twelve-article chain of Existence, Reality, Universe, Space, Three-dimensional space, Geometry, Mathematics, Theory, Reason, Consciousness, Awareness, Philosophy.

Hey now. Some of them look like Purge masks.

"I order you to end the fluoride recommendations!"

"Sure thing, boss!"

[Weeks pass]

"Did you end the fluoride?"

"Working on it! Gotta a lot of emails to send!"

[Weeks later]

"What's the progress on the fluoride?"

"Still trying to tie up a few loose ends!"

Rinse and repeat until Kennedy's worm-eaten brain falls out his ear

Behind the scenes production photo of the Invincible live-action adaptation.

I think he would have made a really good Reed Richards.

you are perfect exactly the way God made you

but also sometimes

This was my response to the Trump-Biden debate:

Imagine one guy who's been doing the same job, working hard, for decades, and you can tell he should retire, but his work ethic is just beyond anything and he absolutely will not, even though clearly a couple of teeth on his gears have gone stripped. And then there's this only slightly younger asshole who's never worked a day in his life, who knows fuck all from fuck nothing, who's a racist and a rapist, who's declared bankruptcy and been convicted of felonies, but he's got enough energy to lean back and yell "That other guy is an asshole! His job isn't that hard! I could do that!" and even though you and everyone with three functioning brain cells knows that the second guy is full of shit, he's got just a tiny bit left in the tank that he could use to make life a living hell for all of us.