Funnynate08

How terrible! I wasn't invited?

COP 357 derringer

this doesn't look anything like American cheese. WHERE is the plastic? The plastic makes it taste gooder

Pokemon Red at 10fps on a gateway laptop circa 2004

b... but I'm not forklift certified

Mp3 players my beloved <3

6 if you count the floor

I'm a professional Jizz artist (we in the industry call ourselves jizzers) and I can absolutely confirm this as true

This would absolutely destroy me. And yet, I'd eat the hell out of it.

This belongs in a category of things I'm glad exist but I will never use

The times may change but people stay the same. In the early days of the (first) American civil war, people expected it to be done and over with very quickly. To the point they went out with picnic baskets and sandwiches to view the battle. They might not have even understood how devastating the war was going to be even as the confederates won that battle.

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