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[–] gigachad@piefed.social 76 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My man if I ate that much cheese I'd be more than full of shit, id be dead from constipation lol

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's fine since it's not real cheese.

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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is false, due to contaminants our air is legally considered dairy in Europe, and thus the average American actually consumes twice this quantity daily

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

Eating that much cheese with give you a major dairy air.

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Legen....

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[–] Dojan@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This had me cackling like a forest hag. Thank you for helping me achieve my goals.

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

god forbid a girl have a hobby

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I read somewhere that women are fascinated by cheese.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Also horses, and not being murdered by their companions.

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[–] squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Please don't let a sink in ever again

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

If you're cold, they're cold. Let sinks in!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Another little thing Elon ruined for everyone else.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ah welcome in. Take a seat.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

Thanks for not using 'AI' for this.

[–] MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] remon@ani.social 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Some cheese varieties (cheddar, red Leicester) are traditionally coloured (with annatto)

[–] brap@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hell yeah Red Leicester. That stuff is amazing.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Cheddar is yellow usually in Britain, don't think I've ever seen it orange. It's only coloured funny in America

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Murican here. Our food needs to be color coded or we get confused.

Now if you'll excuse me, I had an X-ray and some ibuprofen at an ER two years ago, and if I miss another payment they'll put out a warrant for my arrest - off to my side hustle! (top and/or bottom hustle still available, if anyone's hiring!)

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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (22 children)

Americans associate the orange colour with cheese so it's more cultural than practical. Other than the fact that some cheese being orange and some not being orange helps tell apart different varieties. For example, bright orange cheese is usually young cheeses that are used to make sauce or for sandwiches. Duller orange cheeses or slightly brown ones are expected to have a more sophisticated flavour (e.g. aged longer or smoked).

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Having had breakfast at an American diner and not needing to eat for the rest of the day, I can almost believe that. Food portions there are huge.

[–] THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That's why we usually bring half of it home for breakfast tomorrow, or lunch/dinner later.

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[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Thanks Klara, I 100% believe anything posted on the Internet

[–] lennee@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

thats supposed to be cheese?

[–] colonthree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

Damn Cheeses Georg is really putting in the work huh

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I want more cheese in my life tbh.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

The average American eats this much cheese every day for lunch

FIFY

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago
[–] Funnynate08@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this doesn't look anything like American cheese. WHERE is the plastic? The plastic makes it taste gooder

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the blocks are 20% plastic by mass

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[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I wish I could afford that much cheese a day. 😔

[–] ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago

Something something Cheeses Georg who lives in a cave in Wisconsin

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

The average American definitely needs some fiber.

[–] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

I have never wanted to be an American so badly

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
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