Freshparsnip

What if I want to go to Europe and buy an American yacht?

I'm Canadian

Which also means having no Easter for a year happens sometimes. Any babies born in early April last year are having their first Easter after their first birthday

And that's not even in the top 10 most heinous crimes he's committed

THAT'S WORD SALAD

"I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love"- King George in Hamilton. For some reason, that line always reminded me of Trump

This has to be satire, right?

For a long time now, I've been worried for all the reporters, comedians, and late night hosts who are speaking out against Trump

Trump should have been tried for treason long ago

Aw man, I was gonna buy a yacht from Europe

Does anyone still think America isn't a dictatorship?

I'm worried I soon won't see American media in Canada anymore........and that if I do, it'll all be whitewashed and remove all diversity