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Man tackled by parishioners, handcuffed at Kansas church after Jesus-like prayer -“He has long hair and a beard.” (www.miamiherald.com)

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“They’re our brothers and sisters. When we stop seeing people that way it’s so easy to start making laws or enacting policies that harm them.”

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[–] [email protected] 159 points 2 days ago (7 children)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jesus was a Capricorn
He ate organic food
He believed in love and peace
And never wore no shoes

Long hair, beard and sandals
And a funky bunch of friends
Reckon we'd just nail him up
If he came down again

'Cause everybody's gotta have somebody to look down on
Who they can feel better than at any time they please
Someone doin' somethin' dirty decent folks can frown on
If you can't find nobody else, then help yourself to me

Jesus Was A Capricorn - Kris Kristofferson

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

-- Abraham Whistler

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