On a related note, I'd like to point out a common misheard lyric for the Eurythmics. It's 'sweet dreams are made of this' not 'these'.
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What did you expect? Kittens? A diamond?
The Fantascist is a complete buffoon. Remember when the world used to laugh at George Bush and the silly shit he said? Bush seems like a genius compared to old shitty pants.
Are you going to post the joke?
Why? Touch and go is a maritime term recorded back in the 16th century, for the keel touching the seabed briefly without running aground.
The Norn Irish ones are more potent and flavoursome in my humble opinion.
I'm all about Tayto, king of crisps.
I live in a small rural community (up North) and don't find any of this to be true, except for the trains bit (I drive so don't really use trains) and maybe the Facebook bit as I've never used it. The housing is cheaper than it is in the nearby cities and towns. My village has queer people, young, old, ethnic minorities, and pretty much everyone gets on. The whole cops thing isn't true at all; small communities by and large have friendlier and more welcoming people than cities in my experience. And countryside is objectively a nicer environment than urban sprawl, and better for you to boot. The view from the back of mine is fields with cows and woods, and I'd take that over a train line or tower block any day of the week.
Guy in the beige shirt accidentally came out wearing his little brother's face.
I can't stand wine (it's all vinegar to me, regardless of the price tag), but I know some connoisseurs who say there are plenty of good boxed wines. I don't think the container signifies the quality. My wife says one of the best wines she ever had was a 6 euro bottle of french table wine, better than a 150 euro bottle I got for her birthday.
Witless oblong-torsoed lonely cretin.