Only the Greys with their breeding program know the real truth.
We now have a new Queen.
The lion does not have to explain himself. the lion is.
Felt cute,, might tear apart a few more souls later
I see what you did there.
Innovation is always the key to success.
the beholder from d&d fame.
Holy crap! That thing is ugly.!
Thank you for listening to my Ted talk
It's still probably going to try.
I heard he retired to a comfortable life as a salesman in Iowa. but I could be wrong.
After viewing your browser history, I think I would disagree.
cross-posted from: https://ohai.social/users/JimsPhotos/statuses/114332192452395046
One of the most expressive birds you can photograph.
The always happy 😂 Graylag Goose
#nature #birds #Wildlife #photography #NaturePhotography #BirdPhotography #BirdsOfMastodon #UK #BirdScrolling
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Hopefully that title wasn't too clickbait, here is the article and details.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/south-africa-bird-island-eastern-cape-helicopter-crash-penguin/
Tldr:
South Africa helicopter crash blamed on penguin in cardboard box that hit pilot's controls
Everyone was ok:
The aircraft sustained substantial damage but the pilot and passengers were uninjured, according to the incident report. The penguin was also unharmed, the report noted.
How it happened:
The pilot and passengers were conducting an aerial survey flight of an island off South Africa's Eastern Cape on January 19, 2025. The helicopter safely landed on Bird Island. Before departing, one of the passengers, who the incident report referred to as a "specialist," asked that they transport one of the penguins on the island back with them. The pilot agreed, and the penguin was placed in a cardboard box.
When the helicopter was at an altitude of around 50 feet, the cardboard box slid off the passenger's lap -- onto the pilot's cyclic pitch control lever, the incident report said. The helicopter rolled to the right. The pilot could not recover, the incident report said. As the aircraft descended, the main rotor blades of the helicopter struck the ground, and the helicopter landed on its side, about 60 feet from where it had taken off.
A more casual article:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/helicopter-crash-blamed-on-unsecured-penguin-in-a-box/
We are bringing back white socks with leather shoes exactly the way nature intended. All organic! Can't miss!
Just as the rocket stage must flare out before contributing to the greater good, so too the little tan egg serves his purpose, and in doing so, achieves revelation.