CreatingMachines

Yep.

You either open them back up 2 minutes later, or you just die in your sleep

Ring ring ring

Yep, now you get to relax forever.

feels like you're drowning in brine

I, a stranger, recommends that you do not consider that last one as an ill effect (as it is simply not an ill effect).

"Listen here you feathery sh*t"

Wait a minute, is this true? Like, is it really that good for dopamine? Cause I tend to go insane without some kind of chocolate everyday (or I might be simply trying to find excuses for my crippling chocolate cravings...)

stop

Dear God!

::: spoiler This is a reference. :::

ooh ouch my bones

...no idea of what the ell this meme is about...am I in danger (of severe shock)?

And we'll be sure to keep it that way, sweaty ❤️