ClownStatue

joined 6 months ago
[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

Ducking autocorrect.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Waiting for Dems to reply in kind: “billionaire-enriching, pedophile-protecting…

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (14 children)

When I was a kid mom and I went to a new dentist. I was a kid and didn’t floss like I should, but this guy kept hitting my gums with the picks and tore up the inside of my mouth. When he was finished, he blamed all the blood on my lack of flossing. Thankfully, when we were driving home mom said, “well we won’t be going back there.” Apparently she also was not impressed with that guy.

Edit: spelling. Dentist did not fart in my mouth. That I know of.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 15 points 2 weeks ago

Wait, the GOP was actually trying to win the VA governor’s race!? Coulda fooled me!

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 21 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, that’s all I’m ever going to call it.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So basically paving the way for La Pen’s buddies.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m genuinely curious how many have looked into the bands on their shirts. Most of the ones I’ve seen represent some genuinely good stuff.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

At least the kid was listening to the music. I’ve lost count of the number of kids walking around in “Cure,” “Def Leppard,” “Poison,” etc. shirts who have NFC about the band. They just think the shirt looks cool. Which… of course it is, but look it up on YouTube or something, FFS!

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It’s actually better that way. Fits and still says the same thing. Or “Listening to 2 dumbasses”.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Put them in a closet. They can come back out after Jabba’s dead.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Take my free speech. Take my right of habeus corpus. But you take Indiana Jones and I WILL BURN THIS MOTHER FUCKER TO THE GROUND!!

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