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[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

When I was a kid mom and I went to a new dentist. I was a kid and didn’t floss like I should, but this guy kept hitting my gums with the picks and tore up the inside of my mouth. When he was finished, he blamed all the blood on my lack of flossing. Thankfully, when we were driving home mom said, “well we won’t be going back there.” Apparently she also was not impressed with that guy.

Edit: spelling. Dentist did not fart in my mouth. That I know of.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I would go back to the dentist either if they were farting in my mouth

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

Ducking autocorrect.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Autocorrect striking a comment making fun of an autocorrect. Poetic.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ffs I get back from school to find this out. I'll live up to it: dentist farting in my mouth is such a power move I'd be scared not to go back

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

farts in your mouth

"Do you have a problem with that, miss?"

"N-no, Mr. Dentist, sir. See you in six months!"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I would be absolutely living if my dentist farted in my mouth! I'd make sure everyone heard about it!

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Livid? Is autocorrect just wreaking havoc on this thread?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Exactly, my bad. If the dentist farted in my mouth I'd really be pissed on.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

That was the laughing gas

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Does that mean you're dead the rest of the time?

[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

I wonder if that's covered by insurance or if it's an upcharge

[–] Noja@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

If you’re referring to the probing of the gums around the teeth, that’s not what this guy did. The blood came from him catching my gums while he was scraping excess tarter off the backs of my teeth. Also never had this amount of blood on a bib after a visit before or after this guy, so I’m sticking with him sucking.